Is Planet Earth Safe From Blago's Hair? When He Uses "Blago's Bleepin' Golden" Shampoo?

Twin Speak: Guess what? Former Illinois Rod Blagojevich has a new hair care line named after him: Blago's Bleepin' Golden Volumizing Shampoo. This is a little scary on several levels. Firstly, the former Governors says that it was "during the disco era that his hair brush became an extension of his arm." Secondly, if this shampoo adds any EXTRA VOLUME to Rod Blagojevich's hair, the sun might not be able to reach the earth through a large Rod Blagojevich hair cloud.