[He] pictures a lesbian president who looks like Julie Andrews and dresses to meet heads of state in "ankle-length skirts, grazing the Manolo Blahnik kitten heels." She would save her "butch trouser suit for weekends at Camp David and vacation hikes in Yellowstone. No plaid lumberjack shirts at any time."Repeat after us: NO WIRE HANGERS AND NO PLAID LUMBERJACK SHIRTS (!!!). We wonder, what about Leopard prints? If Dowd had asked ALT that question, he might have covered his ears and started saying, LOUDLY, "LA LA LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!.
Just for synchronicity's sake, here's outgoing French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld in a leopard get-up for your leopard-loving viewing pleasure! Please read the previous two posts for more context on the French Vogue situation.