Brainless, Dazed, Deficient, Dopey, Witless, Inane: And it's NOT Charlie Sheen

In today's Gawker, Hamilton Nolan writes "Jesus Christ: According to the final word in trendwatching, the New York Times Style section, those god damn hats with animal faces and animal ears on them that make the wearer appear to be a mentally feeble four year-old girl 'are a trend that shows no sign of going away."

"This despite the fact that such hats are brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, stupid, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, and witless."

Gawker said it and we believe every adjective listed above is correct.

Now, as for the many things CHARLIE SHEEN has said that are Brainless, Dazed, Deficient, Dopey, Witless, Inane, one line that makes us laugh nonetheless is: "I've got a 10,000 year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old." Really? Really? Have you actually conducted booger testing, Charlie? And whose 7-year-olds have you been hanging with? Their parents need to keep them away from Mr. Tiger Blood Adonis Pyschobabbler.