Cat In The Hat At The White House

This reporter knows how to “preserve his sexy”** under his hat. Or does he? He was almost a 100% hottie until we noticed the collar of his T-SHIRT showing!!! Hello, Urkel Alert! Dude, come on now! You’re a White House reporter. Didn’t you get the memo: It’s 2010---time to look at the man in the mirror, men friends. With your glasses on and/or contacts in. Maybe you had Lasik®. No matter.
IN OTHER WORDS:

I promise to look each day and each night,
Into a high-quality mirror where the lighting is right,
I’ll check out my clothing, I’ll see if it works,
Because I look damn foolish if you can see my t-shirt!

A belated Happy Birthday to Dr. Seuss who would have been 109 years old yesterday, March 2!!!!

**quote by P. Diddy from his ProActiv® commercial

Jane Fonda Under Arrest!

This is Jane Fonda wearing a t-shirt with a Jane Fonda circa 1970 mugshot at which time she was arrested on suspicion of carrying drugs. Turned out they really were vitamins! Just like she said! Maybe we should make T-shirts with our own mugshots a fashion trend! Barbara and Phoebe get arrested all the time for having way too much fun to be engaged in legal activities. LOL!