Nothing Says Accidentally Sexy Like an Off-Shoulder Top: Oops! I Did It Again!

FLASHDANCE FLASHBACK!!! Cue Jennifer Beals! Cue the Music: "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On!" The website A New Mode proclaims that the off-shoulder look pictured above is "accidentally sexy, super hot in a non-intimidating way." Can you be "accidently sexy" if you bend over and split your pants? As in, "Oops, pardon me. I know I'm hot, but it was an accident?" Just asking.

Hey John Daly! LSD called and it wants its hallucinations back!

Do These Pants Look Like They Escaped From A Reject Pile Of Clothes From An Austin Powers Movie? Groovy, No. Goofy, Yes.

Harem Pants Means It's Hammer Time (Again)!

The summer of 2009 is going to be extremely epic because harem pants for men are in! The cool thing is that men can do something fun and different! Harem pants--not just for Hammer anymore! After you have viewed the above video, look at the one below from Friday. Hammer pants and dancing for everyone!

Hammer Time! Put On Your Pants and Dance. Seriously.

Like totally, Barbara opened her Armani "catalogue" or is it called a "brochure" or is it a "Armani-Zine" (?) while she and I were on the phone YESTERDAY, June 4th, and she said Armani's new Summer '09 pants reminded her of MC Hammer's. Then TODAY, June 5 at 3p.m. or so PST, this dance by a multitude of Hammer-dancing people in MC Hammer's pants is posted on the internets. Barbara has ESP. I have ESPN.Plus, Barbara said that everybody is wearing lots of gold in Chicago, and guess what color the Hammer pants are in the video!!!! Affirmative, they are gold! Go out and get some Hammer pants and DANCE. With glee.