We don't judge here at July26Twins.blogspot.com, we are just keeping it real. Two things about blow-up dolls that you may not know. 1) They are now being used in movies, "Salt" for example, as extras on movie sets. 2) A blow-up doll saved a man's life in Shanghai, China.
Okay, the above photo is a good example of how not to dress or make-up a blow-up doll you may have at home. That "look" is a little cliche, if you know what we mean, and your friends, may indeed think you are a pervert.
However, if you've ever been an extra on a movie set, you know just how much "craft services" (free food) gets consumed. We, I mean, "those" human extras have been known to grab multiple, entire bags of cookies, chips, candies, as well as 2-liter bottles of soda all for themselves in an effort to augment our, I mean "their" pitiful day wages. We, we mean "those" extras probably eat $50+ worth of food (And boy, was the prime rib good that day on the set of "Switch.") each day!
Now when it comes to saving lives, it turns out that if your friends tell you that you are a pervert because you own a blow-up doll dressed similarly to the above example AND you decide to jump out of a window AND you do so clutching said doll, it turns out it could cushion your fall. Who knew? Maybe Marv Albert? Is that doll wearing one of his outfits?
speaking of pervs (though beloved, beyond-ridiculously-adorable, hilar, macho hooligan-tended, brilliantly perspicacious, sagely manipulative, yenta, more beloved therefore, much more!), it's Ramsey's birthday today! always though little trench coat = fine idea, but maybe blow-up, misc. orifices better?
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