A New Version of Jingle Bells for Christmas and Holidays 2013!

The Holidays will be here before we know it so don't delay, learn the new holiday 2013 Jingle Bells today!
Read the new lyrics as penned by the genius lyricist and all around good guy, Michael V. Peters.
 

Jingle Bells, Elfis smells

Santa has three noses

He SHOT OUT SNOT AT THREE ELVES at once like 

WATER FROM THREE HOSES

It landed on most of the gifts but Santa didn't care

And when the children saw it they threw up a ton of hair

 

His beard is filled with bugs

There's a goldmine in his ear

Why is this? Because

He drinks a lot of beer

When it gets to be Christmas Eve

You better hold your nose

Cuz Santa tends to FART a lot

And it sounds like "Ho Ho Ho!'

 

Jingle Bells, Elfis smells

Santa has three noses

He SHOT OUT SNOT at 3 ELVES at once LIKE

WATER FROM THREE HOSES

It landed on most of the gifts but Santa didn't care

And when the children saw it they threw Up! A! Ton! Of! Hair! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR*cough cough hack*

Barbie, Now With Natural Hair, Under Certain Circumstances

Thanks to an enterprising woman in Georgia and her group of friends, little girls around that state's city of Columbus will receive an exclusive Barbie this Christmas. A Barbie that's not available in any store.  Well, actually, it kind of is. From the Columbus, GA Ledger-Enquirer: 

"Candace McBride remembers wanting a Barbie doll as a girl.

'It’s kind of an iconic doll. Every girl wants a Barbie. I wanted a Barbie when I was a girl,'she said.

"This Christmas, she’s hoping to give a few girls their own Barbies -- ones that look a little more like them."McBride is part of an African-American natural hair group that meets regularly at the Columbus public library that decided to give Barbie dolls to girls at Booker T. Washington apartments for Christmas. Though Barbie comes in 50 different nationalities, most of the dolls, even the African-Americans ones have straight hair.

“When you look for dolls, they all have straight hair,” she said, adding that she’s noticed that many of the dolls also have blue or green eyes. “It’s tricky even to find ones with brown eyes,” she said.

She found an online tutorial that uses pipe cleaners and boiling water to give Barbie natural-looking curls. After they collect the dolls -- they want to gather about 40 -- group members will give them a natural hair makeover before giving them to the girls."
This project certainly grabbed our attention.  Barbie is a big part of the socio-cultural consciousness of young girls as well as the rest of society.  She has always been a bell-weather of style and at least these women in Georgia believe that now is a great time for Black girls' hair to go "au naturel."