03 March 2010
Cat In The Hat At The White House
This reporter knows how to “preserve his sexy”** under his hat. Or does he? He was almost a 100% hottie until we noticed the collar of his T-SHIRT showing!!! Hello, Urkel Alert! Dude, come on now! You’re a White House reporter. Didn’t you get the memo: It’s 2010---time to look at the man in the mirror, men friends. With your glasses on and/or contacts in. Maybe you had Lasik®. No matter.
IN OTHER WORDS:
I promise to look each day and each night,
Into a high-quality mirror where the lighting is right,
I’ll check out my clothing, I’ll see if it works,
Because I look damn foolish if you can see my t-shirt!
A belated Happy Birthday to Dr. Seuss who would have been 109 years old yesterday, March 2!!!!
**quote by P. Diddy from his ProActiv® commercial