27 May 2011

Striped Turbans With Suits and Ties for Business Consultants: In or Out? Or Just for Chicago Hipsters? What Say You, Kanye "Fashionista" West?

New York, San Francisco, Seattle and Austin hipsters, watch out! A Chicago businessman is taking the boardroom by storm (or wind... you know, Chicago IS the Windy City) with his turban and business suit swagger. Take note, Bill Cunningham of the New York Times, you saw it here first!

We hope to see this look on the runways this fall. To all Ye Men of Trends and to Chi-City Fashionista KAYNE West, why not "TURBO-CHARGE" or rather, "TURBAN-CHARGE" your look and your staid suits!!!





Not feeling this look? Well think about it for a minute:

1) If you are hair-follicle challenged, you can hide it under a turban
2) If you accidentally ran out of hair gel for that 1990s or Jersey Shore, spiked/greaser/guido look, you can hide it under a turban
3) If your ponytail is still too short to sport the Joakim Noah "chignon" look, you can hide it under a turban
4) If you tried to give yourself a "Just For Men" haircolor job, and your officemates give you grief, you can hide that mistake under a turban
5) If you fell asleep at your bachelor party and woke up with with a tooth missing, a tattoo on your face, plastic surgery on your nose or whatever, put a turban on and you'll deflect attention away from the aforementioned problem areas.

With trend-setting turban-wearing business execs such as this gentleman, Chicago may not be the "Second City," at least not in the fashion world.

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